I got such cute jokes for my Spring Fling contest. You can view the comments to see some of them. I thought I'd keep the fun going with some fun jokes my sister sent me:

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psycho Path

How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It (I love that one!)

What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids

What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn’t work?
A Stick

Why do bikers wear black leather?
Because chiffon wrinkles

What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.

What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

What’s The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers .

Why Don’t Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

What’s The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack , Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack