My SITS Spring Fling Contest
Welcome SITsas and friends! My most favorite blog site - The Secret is in the Sauce or "SITS" is having their Spring Fling event today. They are not only offering a fabulous giveaway every hour all day long, but just about every SITS member is offering a give away on their blog. All you have to do is click the pretty button below to go to the site and pick which contests you'd like to enter. Fun stuff!
Naturally, I have to have a giveaway too. Since I'm a Stampin' Up! demonstrator, I thought I'd offer one of my stamp sets. This set is called Happy Harmony and it's a $14.95 value. I will be awarding it to someone at the end of the day (US residents only please).
To win, leave me a comment with your favorite joke (a clean one, please!). I get to pick my favorite joke and that one will be the winner. Then I'll contact you to get your shipping address and this pretty stamp set will be on it's way to you.
This contest is now closed. It was such a hard choice because there were so many good jokes and I went back and forth a few times trying to pick my favorite, but I kept coming back to this one:
by Grand Pooba!
Don't know why, but I love this one:
What did the hippie paper say to the hippie pencil?
Write on man!
So Grand Pooba is our big winner. I'll contact her (him?) to get an address and send the stamp set. Thanks to everyone for playing!
54 comments:
What did the cherry say to the banana?
Didn't I see you on Sundae??
Knock Knock
Whose there
Ach
Ach Who?
Bless You!
I had that joke BEFORE Melissa on the Bachelor made it famous... but she can have it. :) She also is awesome on DWTS!
I LOVE Stampin' Up!
Stop by my place for a relaxation giveaway!
How DARLING is that stamp set! Ummm a good joke...my favorite:
3 Men walked into a bar and the 4th one ducked.
lol!
Thanks for stopping by for my freebie!
Why was the belt arrested?
Because it held up some pants!
I know, it's really bad, but it's the only one I could think of right away!
Happy Spring Fling!
Okay, this is the only joke I can think of, and admittedly it is *STU*pid (I am the worst joke-teller in the world!), but here goes...
Why did the Pirate have to walk the plank?
Because he faRRRRRRRRRRRted.
(groan)
oooh, these are beautiful! thanks for the chance... here's my joke.
what did the mama broom say to the baby broom? go to "sweep" little baby.
i'm a mom of four, what can i say? ;)
So there are two muffins sitting in the oven. One muffin leans over to the other muffin and says, "Boy its hot in here."
The other muffin says "Oh My God... A talking muffin."
LOL on the 3 men in a bar and the talking muffin. Cute idea for an entry! I LOVE stampin' up! Just joined a monthly club here and it's the best thing I've done in forever! Here's a stupid joke a kid told on the radio today.
Where do sheep go to get their haircut?
The baa-baa shop.
badump bump
What kind of cars do Norwegians drive?
A Fjord!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?
to get to the other slide!
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What do you call a camel with no humps?
Humpfree!
sorry couldn't resist those are my 3 best jokes!
my kids all time favorite joke...why did the little girl throw the butter out the window?? because she wanted to see a butterfly!!!
and just because i had a chuckle reading everyone else's jokes (loved the banana cherry joke and the ach who lol ) I will share my corniest joke...
why is the ocean blue?? because of all the fishies going blue blue blue...say it aloud its cute...
It's not really dirty. It's actually kinda cute...I think
What did the potato chip say to the battery?
I'm "frito-lay" if you're "Ever-ready"
Hi Adrian, I popped over from T's blog when I read about you giving StampinUp stamps away. I am a StampinUp demonstrator too and I am excited to find SU demonstrators. You've got a good give-away.
Ok so I didn't really read the directions for the giveaway...as soon I read your profile, I jumped right into your comment box, that's how excited I was about meeting a fellow demonstrator.
Here's a lame joke:
When is a door not a door?
when it's ajar...get it?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you'll find out!
Not super funny, sorry... But it is too early in the morning for jokes! Lol... I just became an SU demonstrator! My first workshop is next week :) Happy Spring Fling!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he
has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words
that were used to put the curse on you."
The old man says without hesitation - "I now pronounce you man and
wife."
Add me in! Thanks SISTA!
Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall.
One turned to the other and said, "Hello."
The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that."
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.
"Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?"
Tom responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness --and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single."
I hope you like it!!
Come on over to my blog to register for my pearl earring giveaway too!!
Here is my joke.
Q: Why do bicycles fall over?
A: Because they are two-tired!
I picked this one because I'm TOO TIRED!
When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried.
Terrified, the drunk ran and got the town magistrate to come and listen to it.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."
GREAT stamp set! LOVE it.
Old one but a good one.
What did the chicken cross the Road?
To get to the other side.
I am just starting or trying to get a collection going. This would be a great find for sure.
Happy Spring Fling to you.
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut! That was my youngest son's favorite joke for years!
a joke? hmm. i'm not good at these. How about
How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'nique up on it!!
Oh, I am SO bad with jokes! I like the little kid ones! LOL! They always get me!
Like this one that has been a favorite since I was like 5 years old!
Who can jump higher than a tree? Bert or Ernie?
....THEY BOTH CAN!!! TREES CAN'T JUMP!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! Love it! Every time!
ok, my favorite joke...probably not the best but...
what did the blond say when she opened the box of cheerios?
donut seeds!
haha.
love your giveaway!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey Mouse's Underwear.
My sons current favorite.:)
You have a wonderful blog. I am visiting via Sits. I hope you will stop by and enter my giveaway too.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese!
(that still cracks me up - am I lame?)
or my other fave:
What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat to cross the Delaware?
Men, get in the boat.
(hmmm... maybe that's only funny when you're REALLY tired... how long have you been blogging today, it might make a difference)
Fun Fun idea for picking the winner - I love this SU set!
Ok, this one is from my 9 year old.
Why did the cow go to the theater?
because he wanted to see a MOOOOOOvie.
I thought it was cute the first time I heard it.
Knock knock
who's there?
boo
boo who?
Don't cry baby, it's only a joke!
I know lame, but it's all that I've got! :)
Funny jokes! I can never remember jokes on demand. Mmmm...let's see...
here's a bad pun...
An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river.
"What did you do that for?" Asked a passing giraffe.
"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago."
"Wow, what a memory" commented the giraffe.
"Yes," said the elephant, "turtle recall".
My favorite is when someone is cranky...usually my bil....(i did this to him and his kids just about fell over)...say
"guess what?" They reply what? I say "Chicken butt". May not be a 'joke', but it gets them out of the bad mood.
Happy spring fling!
=) melanie
http://melaniescrafts.blogspot.com
melanieadey at hotmail dot com
FUN stuff!!!
Here's my joke:
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.
He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person...because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"
how did the farmer fix his jeans?
with a cabbage patch
;)
love stampin up! okay so here is my joke:
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage.
He didn't have to hear about all the men she should have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
Thanks for stopping by my blog and entering my give away! Wow, 5 posts! That's a lot. Of course I'd like to be entered in your cute stamp set giveaway!
Oh yeah, here's my joke. How do smll children travel? In a mini-van!
What do you call a man with two left feet ?
Whatever you like - if he tries to catch you he'll just run round in circles
I am addicted to Stampin' Up stuff!
Here is my joke:
On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers." A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"
Okay this isn't a joke but I thought it was pretty dang funny...yesterday I was going to lunch and saw this really, really dirty van.
On the back window someone had written this in the dirt...
"I was my girlfriend was this dirty"
LOL!!!
A girl and her boyfriend were watching the news and the story announced was about 6 Brazilian men that fell while rock climbing. The girl said, "Oh,that's just terrible!" and her boyfriend said,"Well they were rock climbing, and that is a dangerous sport." To which the girl said,"I guess you're right." And after a brief silence, she turned to her boyfriend and said,"How many is a brazilion anyway?"
Mitz :)
Shoot. I got nothin'!
Joy <--via SITS, love love LOVE the stamp set :O)
Don't know why, but I love this one:
What did the hippie paper say to the hippie pencil?
Write on man!
So a guy walks into his psychiatrist's office muttering "i'm a wigwam, i'm a teepee, i'm a wigwam, i'm a teepee"
The doctor says to him.."calm down, you are too tense "(2 tents)
heeheeeee! Thanks!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't PEELING well! :)
Its a corny one but I love it!
What goes white, black, white, black, white, black?
Its a penguin rolling down a hill!!!!
Thanks for the giveaway!
What's the difference between a duck?
One of it's legs is both the same.
Love the stamp set!!
I'm terrible at remembering jokes! Darnit! Okay... I've got one...
Why did Johnny bring a gun & knife to school?
So he could SHOOT UP the hallways and CUT AROUND the corners!
I LOVE Stampin' Up. I've got ummm a few sets here and there. And I ALWAYS need more (you understand, I'm sure).
My first joke I *ever* told:
What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?
Time to get a new fence!
And my favorite joke (you have to hear it to get the true effect, but it always cracks me up):
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interru--
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I LOVE seeing all these jokes!
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex. - Jack Handy
The DR tells the couple in his office that they are having triplets. The soon to be daddy says "must be that 3 gel lubricant we used". His friend says "oh, thank goodness you didn't use any WD 40. hahaha.
Please enter Me?
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If people are supposed to learn from their mistakes, why do some people get married more than once.
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons ?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour ?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance ?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips ?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from ?
I am the most crazy stampin up girl I know. I hope I win this cute set!
Three guys had to cross a lake. The first one prayed to God for the strength, he swam across the lake, but almost died 5 times.
The second guy prayed to God for the strength and the tools, he made a boat, and rowed himself across the lake, he almost died 3 times.
The third guy prayed to God for the strength, the tools, and the brains. He turned into a girl, walked 4 yards, and crossed the bridge.
Ok I know it was long! lol
Oh thank you so much! That stamp set is awesome I love it! I'm so very excited, a very excited girl that is ;)
I just sent you an email with my info!
Again you are awesome for doing this giveaway and I'm glad you liked my choke, it's always been my favorite!
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